My wife and I were out to eat with friends the other night, the bread was an issue. Keep in mind, I’ve always loved bread. (what a dumb thing to write…

Yesterday I walked past a little girl selling cupcakes for a dollar trying to raise money for some shit. Little cupcakes too, not regular sized, these…

I woke up yesterday morning and I had a major situation. For whatever reason my hands and feet were really, really itchy. I started rubbing my hands a…

I pulled up to a McDonlad’s drive thru in Pasadena late at night a few days ago. A voice came thru the intercom asking to take my order.

“Just a cu…