When was the last time a hotel had this amenity? 5th floor please. Class! http://t.co/TL092tIY6G
U ever kiss someone's ass to get something then u don't get it anyway. Makes u want to go back & tell person how you really feel about them.
Not a fan of woman wearing long, hanging down to their knees basketball shorts...unless of course your playing basketball.
"Four sugars, rough morning huh?" That's what a woman said to me in Starbucks this morning. You don't comment on a stranger's diet man!
New cast is up up up
Hotel del Coronado, going on in 5 minutes. Cross fingers they can go either way. http://t.co/cJEtGigUo0
@Stupordaveinc hilarious. Gotta track down "the book."
You know what's tacky, when you walk past someone's house and their dumb dog runs to the front door and barks unmercifully till your gone